Dive into the archives.
- Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog
Once in a while, something hits the internet that transcends greatness, looks down upon mere wonderment and scowls disapprovingly at simple brilliance. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog is such a “something”.
The brain-fart of Joss Whedon (yes, he of Buffy and Firefly fame), it stars one Dougie Houser MD (aka Neil Patrick Harris) as the titular Dr […]
- Starship Trooper
In space, no-one can hear you scream. You’ll also be unable to eat, sleep, play the vibraphone and, most importantly, listen to any of the aural emanations of one Robbie Williams, the worst thing to come out of Stoke-on-Trent since… well, actually he is the worst thing to come out of Stoke-on-Trent.
Regrettably human ego-on-legs Robbie […]
- MUSIC TECH: Yes, YOU Can Be The Producer!
A new digital music file format has been unveiled as a revolutionary new way of listening to music and hopes to sweep aside the plethora of formats currently available, such as mp3, WAV, FLAC, AAC etc. The new angle to the MT9 format, other than sounding like a sports car, is that each musical instrument […]
- NKOTB, I kid you not!
God bless Styalz Fuego, not only can the man produce a beat or three, he has his ear to the street for all the hot stuff.
New Kids on the Block have reformed.
No, that is not a typo, follow that link and you can even hear the “song.” As surprising as the comeback is, the most […]
- Love is in Blum — Steve Zahn in Big Bad Sad Cad Shocker!!
So following on from that idiot Steve Zahn insinuating that yours truly is all washed up on his pathetic little blog, I figured that my response as featured on my blog was enough to put this towering cad in his place. I was unfortunately wrong. This morning I woke up to the sound of this […]
- Love is in Blum – I Don’t Burt Anymore
Greetings to all of my fair-weather friends. The Blum has returned to engage you with my tales of Hollywood deviancy and sensual adventures, the world over. This week, I have the unfortunate task of calling out an old buddy. Burt Reynolds, you sick, bloated son of a bitch — you defecated on my Persian rug […]
- Avril Lavigne in “Can’t Sing” Non-Shocker
Avril Lavigne has finally come out and confirmed what many of us have suspected for some years.
“I just can’t sing” whimpered the punk-pop-starlet. “Frankly, I’ve always suspected this. I’d like to apologise to all my fans for inflicting my banshee-lite punkish howling on them. Really, I don’t know what to say; this realisation has just […]
- The Den
You may not have heard of it, you may not be aware that it ever existed but for nearly two decades, the most innovative and prolific comedy show on Irish television was for children. Perhaps because RTE couldn’t have cared less, perhaps because it was live but The Den would invariably touch on issues that […]
- Doddy and Wes: Laughing at the Taxman
Following the news that Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes has been jailed for three years for tax offences, we at The Score, have managed to get an exclusive transcript from a call that Snipes received from legendary comedian Ken Dodd (also accused of tax evasion in 1989). Apparently, Dodd called Snipes in an effort to “cheer […]
- Love Is In Blum with Jeff Goldblum
Hello there children! Welcome to my new weekly column on everything shocking and dripping in entertainment. I am talking to you after a particularly vexing afternoon which was spent trying to get Burt Reynolds to mop up his ungodly filth that came from a midnight burrito feast. That old man can’t handle his meat. I […]
