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- Glasto Sales “All his fault”
Noel Gallagher yesterday launched an attack on rapper Jay-Z, blaming the New York hip-hop megastar for the sluggish sales of tickets to independent, free-spirited and not-in-any-way-commercial music festival Glastonbury.
Lego-haired Gallagher, 57, said “I don’t know about it. But I’m not having hip-hop at Glastonbury. It’s wrong”. When it was pointed out that The Streets, Lethal […]
- Ice That Baby
Music fans the world over were rejoicing today as news circulated that Vanilla Ice (real name (seriously) Robert Van Winkle), that purveyor of faux-hip hop filth, had been jailed for assaulting the world with his nauseous brand of “rapping”. A secondary charge of “utterly embarrassing middle-class white folk the world over” was also mooted. Charges […]
- The Score’s New Editor Announced.
In the grand tradition of sleeping your way to the top, the so-punk-it-freakin’-hurts-ok Avril Lavigne has been announced as the new editor of The Score. What can I say? I couldn’t resist her Sk8ergrrrl charms. Jim did try and warn me.
Still though, we believe it’s the best decision for our humble publication, the street cred […]
