Who’s behind this all this japery and malarkey? Where do they hail from? Why on earth do they like Jeff Goldblum? Find out here…
Jim - Editor
The local tyrant. Jim is an old married man that works as a graphic designer and lives in the glorious hills of the English Lake District. He’s mostly terrified that the locals will feed him to the pigs, what with him being “not from around ‘ere”. He spends most of his time at work, lifting lumps of metal for no apparent reason (apparently it’ll make him “fit” or some other such nonsense) or trying to stay on a two-wheeled contraption as it hurtles down a hillside at a ridiculous velocity.
When not engaged in the above, he finds himself doodling, sketching, writing and trying to ensure that The Score gets published on time. Occasionally, he finds time to sleep, eat and breathe; but not very often.
Greg M - Staff Writer
Greg is a 30-something year old Scotsman living in the North East of England, after deciding that actually he’d like to live somewhere wetter, greyer, windier and unhealthier than Glasgow. His time is spent mostly watching endless Pixar films with his 2 year old son, playing videogames off and online, reading anything that comes to hand and secretly hoping that there is some kind of zombie apocalypse on the horizon so that all that ‘training’ won’t go to waste and he won’t have to go into work quite as much.
David M - Staff Writer
David M has discovered that “research” for The Score is actually quite fun and a beautiful excuse for most occasions. Why are you still playing Halo? Research. Are you gonna watch DVDs ALL day? Research. You bought MORE CDs? Research. Now if Jim will only come through on his promise of payment via Russian hookers and cocaine, David has his perfect job. David lives in Melbourne, Australia and eats too many kebabs.
Mister Fusty - Staff Writer
Mister Fusty lives near the sea in Whitley Bay, up in the North East of England, but is originally from further down the East Coast amongst the flat fields of Lincolnshire. He sits in his lair and uses magic trickery to create electronic lounge pop music to world-wide indifference. His hobbies include alcohol, putting on his slippers and sighing.
Matty J – Staff Writer
Even though he hails from Bristol, Matty doesn’t have an accent. Much. He spends his days avoiding fixing people’s computers and instead prowls the corners of the internet. He has been known to whip out a handheld to keep himself entertained on occasion, and tries to hide it from his boss. Matty plays games of all sorts and enjoys sharing his ramblings with anyone who will stand still for long enough to listen.
